"I was a problem trying to be a solution."
"I was a problem trying to be a solution."

weinerman-tested:

jaclcfrost:

the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

  • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
  • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
  • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
  • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch

awesomephilia:

what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen

futuredudeman:

As far as I’m concerned these are the real titles of certain films in the Marvel Franchise.

Black Widow: The Quest To Deal With Tony Stark’s Shit

Black Widow 2: Fuck Now I Have To Save Like Five of These Morons

and her upcoming film

Black Widow 3: Steve What The Fuck Is Your Friend Doing

yukariiyakumo:

i spent like 10 minutes on this

yukariiyakumo:

i spent like 10 minutes on this

notkatniss:

………has this been done before

notkatniss:

………has this been done before

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

jaymonoto:

~king’s soul rests within~

jaymonoto:

~king’s soul rests within~

carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

sixpenceee:

An Hourglass Graphic of every human that has ever lived vs. humans that are alive on earth at this moment.

sixpenceee:

An Hourglass Graphic of every human that has ever lived vs. humans that are alive on earth at this moment.